Saralyn

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vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

(via succeeding)

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

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nyehs:

IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES

(via succeeding)

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

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thatfunnyblog:

cruel